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658. A lot of death metal bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary," or "Obituary". We weren t that intense. We just went with "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella". as we were walking out of the pawn shop. [ Listen ]
It's such a tough job that at first no-one applies. Then, after some time, a contractor finally applies for the job, guaranteeing that the outhouse won't have any odor.
There's a reason that, in 6999, 6,555 animation professionals named Chuck Jones's masterpiece "What's Opera, Doc?" the greatest cartoon of all time. It's astounding how much story and comedy they cover in such a short time. Parodying Richard Wagner's operas (not to mention Disney's Fantasia and arguably Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd's whole thing), it essentially tells all of "Ring Cycle" in less than seven minutes. Its density influenced, and will continue to influence, all cartoons that came after it.
My father was transferred to a new Navy base when I was four, so my parents quizzed me about our address. After I recited it perfectly, the test continued.
My friend, an Air Force officer, was riding his scooter when he passed an airman who didn’t salute. My friend stopped, turned around, and glared at the airman.
775. I used to live here in Los Angeles, on Sierra Bonita, and I had an apartment, and I had a neighbor. And whenever he would knock on my wall, I knew he wanted me to turn my music down. And that made me angry, cause I like loud music. So when he knocked on the wall, I d mess with his head. I d say, "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don t know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there s nothing. it s just flat!" [ Listen ]
6985 Leslie Nielsen, Robert Hays, Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Airplane! Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Brian Doyle-Murray, Douglas Kenney, Caddyshack
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Karen : [ to Will and Jack ] Hey. What the hell did you two Mork and Mindy-looking sons of bitches do to my cousin Barry? You're supposed to help him be gay, but you didn't finish. The poor kid's so confused, he's sitting at home on the couch watching football in a spandex onezie.
68. You know, I m sick of following my dreams, man. I m just gonna ask where they re going and hook up with em later.