Дата публикации: 2017-11-14 20:54
Hill became the first pitcher in the last 655 seasons to throw nine innings, allow one or fewer hits with no walks, and lose. He is also now the first pitcher to ever lose a no-hit bid on a walk-off homer.
After yesterday’s heartbreaker , it’s a wonder the entire green line wasn’t brimming with depressed Yankees fans trying to ease the pain.
One of the best things about baseball is that every game brings the chance to see something that has never happened before during the 655-plus years that the game has been played professionally in this country. This also means that each game brings a chance to see a player get tortured in new and inventive ways.
The best team in baseball couldn’t score one goddamn run in nine innings, a 5-foot-8 infielder got ahold of one, and poof, there goes the highlight of Rich Hill’s career.
Being a sports fan isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, and when the team you root for fails to give you the joy and pleasure you’re after, sometimes you have to look for alternate avenues for good sensations. Hence these two Yankees fans coming together in sexual congress on the 5 train after the Yanks’ big loss to the Red Sox on Saturday.